The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics
Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me
by Theblackpsycho November 2, 2018
Get the Sponge tongues mug.
A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.
Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...
by StudentOfAHighSchool March 17, 2020
Get the sponge it up too much mug.
Verb. The act of when a college girl goes out and seeks to soak up as much alcohol and dick as possible.
by she33333eeeep October 26, 2017
Get the Sponged Out mug.
Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.
Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.
by coachdexter September 22, 2023
Get the accent sponge mug.
The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 18, 2020
Get the new jersey sponge mug.
Just like Someone who try's to suck the life out of you... except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and passion from your dreams, and your goals in life.

They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
dont let a dream sponge ruin your life
by PGG February 3, 2017
Get the Dream sponge mug.
1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
Get the Beer Sponge mug.