Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 25, 2008

Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.

Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.

by Mudane potion#069 October 18, 2022

Spear year

When you have a melt down and go full Britney

It all got a bit too much for her and she did a Britney. Fucking spear year

by Keeniskeeno June 10, 2021

aliyah spears

best person ever, she’s legit so hot and sexy.

oh aliyah spears? hottest person alive.

by pissybaka June 8, 2021

landon spears

hes a dumbass but a good freind landon spears

landon spears is such a dumbass landon is a dick

by yuiy March 28, 2022

bitchney spears

bithcney spaears non famous television actress or something i dont know

bitchney spears

by chasbo12 February 26, 2022

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean February 17, 2016