Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.

Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.

by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Social Structure

Social structure, in sociology, the distinctive, stable arrangement of institutions whereby human beings in a society interact and live together. Social structure is often treated together with the concept of social change, which deals with the forces that change the social structure and the organization of society.

Social structures consist of social relationships, as well as any social institutions within a society.

by Nicholas Ormond August 20, 2019

Socially Disabled

Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.

Did you see what quarantining alone for 11 months did to that guy? It made him socially disabled.

by dzffa May 3, 2021

Social Rager

n. A person who rages only in social situations. Examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people.

"Did you hear that John punched out a window at the bar last night?"

"That's wild. John is totally chill."

"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."

by JellyrollJustice January 20, 2009

Social Fuckwitery

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit

"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "

by Jasmay November 25, 2013

social branding

When someone gets a tattoo, piercing, crazy haircut, or any other fashion addition as a lame attempt to fit in socially.

Ex 1 : Jason got his social branding when he got his penis pierced so he would fit in with his buddies down at the Blue Oyster bar.

Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010