social acquaintance

Someone who you hang out with during social situations just to be around someone, but wouldn't any other time.

"I thought you didn't like that guy"
"Nah we're just social acquaintances"

by RubbaBoy May 29, 2018

Socially Disabled

Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.

Did you see what quarantining alone for 11 months did to that guy? It made him socially disabled.

by dzffa May 3, 2021

Social Chaperone

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!

Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!

by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!

by antipole September 4, 2009

Social demon

Someone who is extremely social

Wow Emily is a social demon, she has so much energy and can talk to 1,000 people a day!

by Jokester9000 March 18, 2022

social branding

When someone gets a tattoo, piercing, crazy haircut, or any other fashion addition as a lame attempt to fit in socially.

Ex 1 : Jason got his social branding when he got his penis pierced so he would fit in with his buddies down at the Blue Oyster bar.

Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010