Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024

The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.

(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-

by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025

The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.

“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen July 10, 2022

Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023

the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.

Time to take the snails for a long walk...

by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013

Fire Snail

a black female who is attracted to the white male.

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.

by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022

garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived

garry the snail lord of the multiverse.

by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023