To say some bullshit
Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.
by JakePealy May 31, 2017
A Smoke Poacher is a person that consistently and ruthlessly takes other peoples cigarettes. They often say they don't smoke, they really mean they don't BUY cigerettes.
by D-Bozz April 05, 2011
"Wanna go poll smoking?"
by holywakamolyyall May 20, 2006
by Vannessa May 30, 2005
A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".
Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch
by Fuzzadelic August 06, 2011
To get burned or insulted completely that the person that insulted can say that they just smoked your tits.
Zach: There are so many guys in here that it is like a sausge fest and a half
Fuzzy: Ha Ha Zach you're the half
Zach: Oh man
Fuzzy: You just got tit smoked
Fuzzy: Ha Ha Zach you're the half
Zach: Oh man
Fuzzy: You just got tit smoked
by Fuzzy Bizz September 01, 2007
by Raxum August 07, 2017