Ben Smeaton the 2nd

Pushes trolleys around the street as an old man watches... and gives him money... the best money of his life

You see that white haired guy pushing a trolley there he is Ben Smeaton the 2nd

by Hey I have eye and nose ligma May 8, 2019

Ben Smeaton

Likes a twin

Also smells like cheese

And is gay
Likes Brooke fisher also

See that gay guy? He’s a Big Ben Smeaton 😏😏

by AlabamaNana May 14, 2019

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water

Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.

by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019

Greg shelton

The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy

I am the Greg Shelton

by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019

orange seltzer

Trumps nickname when he gets too drunk.

yea, he's right orange seltzer is trumps drunk nickname.

by jack malack May 5, 2020

Cyrus shelton

Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball

Yo that Cyrus Shelton ?
Fuck him

by Sceneric June 1, 2020