Smack Cum

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM”

Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night

Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date

by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019

twizzle smacked

the piont of being so shit faced drunk and/or high that you have no rememberance of any events of the night.

damn i was so twizzle smacked last night.

by girlgonewild4444 November 7, 2009

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.

Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol

by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009

Smack Generator

A place where unwanted or stolen items can be exchanged for cash with which to buy Smack (heroin)

Here pal, let's get down to smack generator. I've got cracking swag from that last burglary I did. Maybe get enough for a £10 bag of smack.

by Dan the man 666 May 5, 2019

pooter smack

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it

i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!

by redlinekart January 2, 2010

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009