Jism Sponge

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

Bubba the Love Sponge

An underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses. The Love Sponge thinks that he should get half of everything that he hasn't earned. While his wife works 2 jobs. Soon the love is gone and all you have left is the Bubba Sponge

Bubba the Love Sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too.

by Zen Lunatic October 22, 2008

Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

by Word July 6, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off

Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010

spongebob

Coolest square dude ever

spongebob is the coolest square dude ever

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007