shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

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shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021

Shrimp out

To succeed with small odds.

"I may have to shrimp out with these circumstances."

by oldcokefan96 May 25, 2024

Never eating the shrimp

It means to stand by what you say
Or as others say Standing on Business

Damn he never eating the shrimp!!!

by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024

shrimp on

An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.

Appearance resembles a shrimp.

Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.

by abstractlakx August 20, 2019

Shrimp

An alias of the word 'simp' created to innocently hide its intended meaning.
Normally used for the Hololive Vtuber Gawr Gura.

It was created on 'accident' by Gawr Gura when she confused the word Simp for Shrimp from her viewers.
From that point forward the word Simp was replaced with Shrimp for her specifically.

I'm going to shrimp with this $100 super-chat donation.
I can't believe i'm shrimping right now.

by UserOfNames December 3, 2020