Berlusconi Shoes

A specific type of shoe a man wears when they are deficient in height. A Berlusconi Shoe has specific characteristics such as having a higher than average heal and/or thick sole to pack in those vitally needed inches and is usually made out of polished leather. Named after the world famous Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, a well known advocate and wearer of this type of shoe, standing at a mere 5' 4'' (1.65 m) his shoes together with crafty camera angles allowed him to look a little taller on television.

Frank: Wow Joe! Has Tony grown a couple of inches taller?

Joe: Nah, he just went down to the new shoe shop and bought himself some Berlusconi shoes.

Frank: Aaah makes sense Joe... damn those heals are thicc!

by jollyjoker96 January 2, 2020

thrown the shoe

The act of throwing a projectile, traditionally a shoe but inclusive of bailout bills, multiple wars and presidencies, at prominent political figures.

President Bush: I've been thrown the shoe.
Reporter: What does that mean?
Bush: "Get out of Iraq and into Detroit."

by cobblersmith December 20, 2008

socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

ultimate shoes

Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.

George has ultimate shoes.

His shoes are the ultimate.

by Clanad September 25, 2007

shoes are leaning

when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.

person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!

by mxkxylx January 4, 2018

shoe house

residence of gay men and keeblers

"He's way gay, way keebler, like shoe house."

by caseyjones April 12, 2008

Jizz Shoe

When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.

My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.

by Gerald Rollins February 16, 2010