An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.
Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god
by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.
When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.
by Plug3 April 23, 2011

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.
Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.
Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
by Theßeave October 17, 2011

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man
come down my ends means if you come to my area
and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
come down my ends means if you come to my area
and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
by road man cory October 11, 2018

Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase
by APno1 August 16, 2018

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015
