shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

by Melly D. August 21, 2011

Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Shame cage

The act of farting in an elevator especially when going high in a very tall building.

I farted in the elevator and everyone had to ride all the way up standing in my shame cage.

by godfatherrules July 26, 2016

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

Shame Room

A room in the house used as a dedicated storage space for all of your uncompleted hobby and DIY projects. Typically this is also used as a junk room to keep other stuff that you have no other place for in your home such large inflatable penguins that you bought on impulse or that half-complete set of encyclopaedias that you swear is still useful.

See also pile of shame and stack of shame.

Person A: "I'm not up to much this weekend. Just picking up some new hobby stuff, adding to my shame room".
Person B: "You have a shame room?.." (assuming that it's something sexual, and wondering what the hell you consider a hobby)

*Awkward silence*

by Rhino_the_chubby_unicorn November 20, 2021