You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Happy Meal mug.When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Presentation mug."I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Sponge mug.A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
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B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"
B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
by CamSilvy July 20, 2023
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The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 28, 2023
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Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023
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