Screwpid 

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.

Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

Lalaiya : Word ! ...

Screwpid by Eliminist March 22, 2011

screwsapalooza 

Slang for an extended period of easy fucking, often in reference to an orgy.

Yeah, I went out to stay with my Uncle Albert in California one summer and it was a real screwsapalooza!

screwsapalooza by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.

Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.

Screaming BJ by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 9, 2010

Scrawk

Roughly scratching ass or nob (cock). Makes a very distinctive sound a little like wire brushing tree bark. Must be followed by a sly sniff of fingertips

Don't scrawk your nob you dirty cunt

Scrawk by Street scrawker January 2, 2011

Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis

While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.

Scream Job by SkaBrah May 23, 2015

Screaming Nigger Fallacy

The trite insinuation or assumption that anyone who has a problem with an online service, game or community's rules — specifically draconian rules based around restricting what members are allowed to say, — just wants to scream the word "nigger."

An inherent, reflexive, reductionist stance that dictates all support for free speech just means you want to spam the word "nigger" and don't care about anything else.

Screaming Nigger Fallacy User: "I don't think you care about people being allowed to express their views. I think you just want to say 'nigger.' I bet that's what you were banned for!"

Screaming Nigger Fallacy by horridus June 4, 2022

peel off a hot screamer 

To let loose a high-pitched, squealing fart which startles children and causes birds to scatter.

I was really digging this girl in my economics class until I heard her peel off a hot screamer and I almost barfed up my turkey sub.

peel off a hot screamer by Porge Gorwell April 2, 2011