schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

schlongy

a long schlong , a really long schlong
but also a big coochie, a massive poosay
all in one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

average unsigma person: your gender is whats in your pants
sigma person: so my gender is schlongy

by schlongyhaver6969 July 4, 2023

schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

Scion of ethiron

The big bad boss of floor 2 of layer 2 in the game deepwoken

"imma go grind

scion of ethiron for some medalions so i can get dawn wakler"

by Casual Void walker Hunter February 3, 2024