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Saves

An quick and efficient money maker, also known as The Blueprint;
“I gotta get like Saves.”
by Saves The Blueprint January 3, 2021
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Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Knowing when to end a long-term relationship starts with knowing why things aren't working.
In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
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Save a blackout For Vegas

This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.
Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?

Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas

Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025
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The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
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Saves

An quick and efficient money maker, also known as The Blueprint;
“I gotta get like Saves.”
“Saves touched more bread than a cashier.”
by Saves The Blueprint January 3, 2021
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Savings

I have a savings so I won’t spend all my money
by Huhuughihu September 11, 2019
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