Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

Lilly snook

She is slag who had big b00bs and sends nudes to any person who asks she is loud and annoying she also thinks she is bad when she isn’t

Look here we go again lilly snook being a slag

by You basic wrivi girl April 13, 2020

Baby Shnookums

The name of a dog who has the best owner . These dogs are known for having the sweetest hearts and giving the best kisses

Wow baby Shnookums is the best dog!

by Mal!!!!! June 2, 2020

Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.

Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?

by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021

boomping snookies

Having all forms of sex i.e oral

Jeff and Arlando spent the night boomping snookies.

by willrocks February 17, 2022

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser

Hey crap snook, give me 5 bucks

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025