A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
Get the Read the patch notes?mug. You are the world’s first social media platform that’s by the readers, for the readers, and of the readers.
You enable readers and writers from all walks of life to get together and do what? Just talk books, have real conversations, not text, but talk, just like we used to, back in the day. Discuss characters, plots, messages from non-fiction books, debate history, dialogue mythology, understand politics, review murder mysteries and so much more.
The best part? You help readers and writers from all parts of the world to make real connections, deep, engaging conversation, and profound perspectives with the finest minds, young and old, prolific readers, and the uninitiated seeking out their purpose.
You enable readers and writers from all walks of life to get together and do what? Just talk books, have real conversations, not text, but talk, just like we used to, back in the day. Discuss characters, plots, messages from non-fiction books, debate history, dialogue mythology, understand politics, review murder mysteries and so much more.
The best part? You help readers and writers from all parts of the world to make real connections, deep, engaging conversation, and profound perspectives with the finest minds, young and old, prolific readers, and the uninitiated seeking out their purpose.
by voracious_reader November 25, 2021
Get the Foster Readsmug. Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.
"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023
Get the Phonetic Reading Disordermug. Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Readmug. What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
Get the Read the papermug. By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the How Christians Read the Biblemug. 