Read

A Thing that people don’t do anymore ever since TikTok was invented and everyone lost all their brain cells

Person A: Hey dude want to read a book?
Person B: Go away I’m busy doing literally anything else

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

In read

Crazy bitch

Dashaun your a in read

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019

read that again

A sentence used by pro-Palestinians on X (formerly Twitter) when they see shocking news about the 2023 Israel-Hamas war that pisses them off.

Israel thinks Hamas = Palestine. Read that again.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024

the japanese girl reading this

A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short

the japanese girl reading this is short

by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.

Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”

by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023

Phonetic Reading Disorder

Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.

"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "

by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023