Press Proven

a lingo used by fotballers so that benies wont clock it

"ur not Press Proven"

by DD7 April 30, 2025

Pressed

To be very upset with something or someone.

To be infatuated with.

Guy 1: “Yo is it just me or does Annabelle Parente seem pressed, did I do something wrong?”
Guy 2: “Yea no I wouldn’t worry about it, she’s always like that”

by Therealwebsterdict May 1, 2021

French Press

The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.

My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.

by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019

Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.

On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.

by Wendysfg August 28, 2023

Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

National Press Avery Day

December 17 is the day where you can make fun of, insult, and laugh at your friend named Avery and he can't do anything but sit there and take it

"Yo it's National Press Avery Day, let's all go and make fun of him for wearing lululemon and his big nose"

by ArsenalHippo69 December 17, 2023

Press

If someone wasn't having the police press people they identified as "innocent" bystanders, why would anybody know what time the police usually back off at? It's not the kind of thing most people learn from experience, as jobs make it hard for most people to have the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis.

Put pressure on someone, often without a good cause or reason.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021