Pokémon champions 

a new Pokémon spinoff about battling

I'm really exited for it

it features almost exclusively battling an has a system for changing stats so no more excessive breeding for good Pokémon its so far shown to have both terra and mega evolution so i hope its got z moves and gigantamax and hopefully has every Pokémon i hope mareep is in it

guy 1:you heard about Pokémon champions
guy 2:yeah bro i hope it fixes dexit

Pokémon champions by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025

Pokémon champions 

a new Pokémon spinoff about battling

it features almost exclusively battling an has a system for changing stats so no more excessive breeding for good pokemon its so far shown to have both terra and mega evolution so i hope its got z moves and gigantimax and hopefully has every pokemon i hope mareep is in it

guy 1:you heard about Pokémon champions
guy 2:yeah bro i hope it fixes dexit

Pokémon champions by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025

Pokémon Mega EX

Getting a blumpkin while one ecstasy and Xanax

“Yo bro, let’s go to the Dennys to do a Pokémon Mega EX

Pokémon Mega EX by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025

pokemon champions

A pokemon battle simulator made by Game freak.

James: considering they cut pokemon and generational gimmicks from the game, im hyped for pokemon champions.

pokemon champions by zoroark's dark pulse December 8, 2025

Pokemon Scalper

An individual ,typically aged between 30-50 and is usually but not limited to being a male, who has reached a new low in life that they will camp out a pokemon vending machine and or a store and wait for a shipment of pokemon cards to arrive. Once the shipment or opertunity to make a purchase arrives, the typical pokemon scalper will transform into a maniacal state and start foaming at the mouth. During a frenzy of them, they can obliterate a store's entire inventory of cards while doing considerable damage to isle and other merchandise mirroring the early days of black friday. Once a scalper gets what they want they return back to a waiting vehicle and sit in the back seat with their gains, they typically are driven by either their parents or significant other who is letting their other partner ride up front. A scalper then goes back home to sell the cards at massively high markup. Thus making it hard for actual pokemon fans to enjoy collecting.

Stu: hey guys i found a new way to make that bread! I have my girlfriend and her boyfriend drop me off and i go in and try to buy up as much pokemon cards as possible then i resell them at a higher price!! I'm what you call a Pokemon Scalper

Pokemon Scalper by N.K Washingston May 17, 2026

shiny pokemon 

A pokemon encountered in the wild with an alternative coloring; they also sparkle as they come out of your pokeball once you catch it - which is highly advised, seeing as there is a 1 in 8,192 chance of encountering one each battle. It's a pretty good idea to use a master ball on one if you see one, as the pokemon can sometimes flee before you get a chance to throw your pokeball or you can accidentally weaken it too much and KO it - which is a little like liquid gold running through your fingers.

Josh encountered a shiny pokemon - a Bellsprout - last week; he was so excited that he jumped up and down and accidentally made his Charizard use Fire Blast. He is now in the midst of a deep depression.

shiny pokemon by Shiny Bulbasaur April 21, 2013

Trading Pokemon Cards 

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

Trading Pokemon Cards by the flashy knight March 19, 2011