Paesano

Italian for "friend" or buddy

Also meaning "short and angry"

Tim is my Paesano. We hang all the time and drink beers.


Very Troyer is such a paesano!

by RudyV April 7, 2009

Crowd Pleaser

When you bend a girl over and finger blast her pussy from behind while you jerk yourself off

"You need to invite over the Crowd Pleaser because my boy is ready for action and has no condoms."

by Kmaddogmiller November 2, 2013

visually eye pleasing

pleasing to the eye (visually)

The picture of Brian in "the" slammin' Elvis glasses was very visually eye pleasing to my grandmutha's latin lov-a

by Jebus Bob Rice March 8, 2003

Cum on my cookies please.

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.

Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!

by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010

the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.

"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

Pesar

1)To be bad or horrible at snowboarding (or all extreme sports for that matter)
2)To say something very stupid
3)The act of swelling up like a mother fucker after being struck in the face

When Jimmy tried to pull a backside 540 with a method grab and landed on his face, causing him to swell profusly, hes fellow riders commented "DUDE! you just pulled the BIGGEST Pesar!!! You DUESH!!!!"

by A FELLOW RIDER OF PESAR'S July 7, 2003