Plastic Patriot

An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.

Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.

"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."

"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."

by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss January 1, 2012

Plastic bag face

The face you make when going really high speeds or by pulling your skin backwards on your face

This rollercoaster is so fast it'll make you have a plastic bag face

by EA&EW June 25, 2017

Stick to the plastic

The same meaning as "putting the pedal to the metal" but for Drone Racing

Dude he really pushed the stick to the plastic...

by Gl1tc8 September 1, 2019

devil plastic

Non-recyclable plastic, which is typically soft.

Don't tell me this bread's wrapped in devil plastic!

by PonyTrainBoi December 9, 2023