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Meat-Pineapple

A prolapsed rectum that resembles a pineapple hanging from the subjects anus. Typically the result of anal fisting or other extreme anal trauma.
"I banged this girl so hard in her ass I gave her a meat-pineapple."
by JAB1010 October 17, 2008
mugGet the Meat-Pineapplemug.

pineapple shower

to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower all your jizz". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off but try to drink at least 2lt of pineapple juice 3 - 4 hours before and you will find that it is fun to jizz on your girl and it shall smell and taste like pine juice. Or in a girls case... I don't know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely sexy for some reason.
masturbation wanking spanking the monkey choking the chicken working the clit shower pine apple pineapple shower
by Tyson Mike January 16, 2007
mugGet the pineapple showermug.

Pineapple juice

When literally everything goes wrong in life and you need something to shout to let others know you're getting fucked
Running across campus late for your final with a bagel in your hand you trip, drop your bagel and lose everything you've ever loved "PINEAPPLE JUICE!"
by Puntz March 18, 2019
mugGet the Pineapple juicemug.

Dirty Pineapple

the act of using a ribbed condom and, after ejaculation, turning the condom inside out for reuse.
Tony: Gina hasn't been over lately. Are you guys okay?
Ryan: I gave her the Dirty Pineapple, and now she wants nothing to do with me.
by snee!ze April 11, 2011
mugGet the Dirty Pineapplemug.

Pineapple juice

Pineapple juice is a (Yellow) Fruit that you squeeze the juice out of there (AKA) My friend (Yhoselin's) Safe Word 🍍
My safe word is pineapple juice🍍
by 🅱️ebe💯 February 24, 2021
mugGet the Pineapple juicemug.

diced pineapples

A term identifying big balls of cash. In the song by Rick Ross, "Diced Pineapples," he is referring to his "baby" and that her big balls of cash taste the best.
Yo, check out my diced pineapples! Ballin' son!

Yesterday, I deposited my check at my nearest Suntrust bank and told the cashier to accept my diced pineapples.
by HipHopTermsDefined November 10, 2012
mugGet the diced pineapplesmug.

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