Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

Pizza Time Pizza

Pizza Time Pizza is a small web-series by the youtuber Alex Bale, the series is also an ARG and hides clues in the series to make up a full story. Currently the series sadly ended.

PIZZA TIME PIZZA IS NOT A CULT
AND IF YOU THINK PIZZA TIME PIZZA IS A CULT
THEN YOU'RE WRONG
THEN YOU'RE WRONG

!PIZZA TIME PIZZA IS NOT A CULT

by DankNemes January 28, 2020

Pizza Rape

When you force a pizza onto someone. For example, when you order a pizza to be delivered to a friend or significant other without their consent.

“You are so stubborn! Just let me order you a pizza, damn it! I don’t want to have to pizza rape you.”

by Normboo01 February 6, 2020

Pizza manipulation

The dark science of cutting a pizza unevenly, to your advantage, so that no one will notice that you got the bigger slice.

Cory has been dabbling in pizza manipulation. I used to be like him until I got called out at a party.

by Sweetcornz June 20, 2020

Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020

pizzaforlifee

An loser in Roblox that sucks cock

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by Sammy0k November 3, 2020

pizza roll fuckism

Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence

I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday

by Boosh got a fat ass head January 18, 2021