Phantom Dicked

Happens when your watching Virtual Reality porn, giving the feeling of your dick being touched

I was Phantom Dicked early.

by NerdsMan June 24, 2016

Phantom Boner

When the crease of a male's jeans appears to look like a boner as they sit down. One of the most annoying things experienced by man.

Betty: "Whoa, check out the size of that guy's wang!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"

by The Whovian February 11, 2015

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

phantom lake

an impoverished area in a suburb of seattle where much of the youth turn to drugs and gang related violence at an early age. overshadowed by compton, inglewood, and several other californian cities known as "the ghettos of the west coast" the area of phantom lake rivals these better known cities in crime rate, gang related violence, drug related arrests, and quality of living.

in the phantom lake area, 4 out of every 10 children will graduate high school. 4 of the remaining 6 will go to prison.

by leftkoastkilla September 10, 2008

the phantom spank

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire

i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

by whoopiegoldberg April 15, 2010

Phantom Manor

1.A French version of Disney's Haunted Mansion ride,located in Thunder Mesa aka Frontierland in Paris Disneyland, and is also a little better then the original.

2.This Disneyland ride I hope to go on in a million years from now, maybe never.

3.The story of a damned bride, who's groom was abducted by sinister phantom, and was also hanged.

My friend got nightmares coming home from France because of Phantom Manor.

by phantom5 February 23, 2005

Phantom Toke

Means to take a toke of a fag, spliff or any other smokable item without said item being lit.

I just had a phantom toke on that joint and it tastes gorgeous. Let's light this mother and get baked.

by Andy Burton December 16, 2008