pharmokan

One ugly motherfucker

that guy sure is a pharmokan. I want to kill myself for looking at it.

by asssssss123 September 24, 2006

Phack

Used as an alternative to fuck.

What the phack!

Shut the phack up.

Phackin bitch!

by Ray November 22, 2003

The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010

Phantom Regiment

By far the most badass drum corps ever to walk the face of the Earth...characterized by an orgasmic horn line and a drum line as tight as they come.

"Hey did you see the Phantom Regiment show this weekend?"
"No I didn't get to see it, but I was 30 miles away and I could still hear it!"

by Ishterp September 30, 2008

phallutious

adjective. (Fah-lou-tious)
Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
insanely awesome

That concert was phallutious.

by Sophia T October 29, 2007

Infamous Phaze

To insert your big toe in a vagina.

In the heat of the moment josh took off his sock and gave her an Infamous Phaze.

by The Toe Master November 30, 2010

phat cock

A penis with a notably large girth.

Bob's phat cock is wider than it is long.

by Phat Phallus September 27, 2013