taking it personally

one who sees or hears something, be it a comment or picture (usually online, because this person has no REAL life) and interprets the meaning to be directed at them; and must retaliate in the most unthinkable ways and defend themselves to the utmost degree (lies and exaggerations included) all the while going to sleep alone every night.

Damn, Lise seems to be TAKING IT PERSONALLY ~ must be because she is a goat-necked snaggle toothed troll... And we said so...

by Shaka333 March 25, 2008

nerd-person

The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.

I always switch to the nerd-person when discussing the finer points of ewok economics

by deansick August 30, 2009

personality

A subtle way talk about a girls ass without everyone around you thinking your a pervert.

Wow you guys see Rachel today?
Ya shes got a great... personality.
Damn I would love to tap that... personality.

by MayorMcCheese November 10, 2006

Person 1 x Person 2

A ship about Person 1 and Person 2.

Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .

by Person 1 And Person 2 fan January 14, 2022

Personal Jesus

1) Cool song originally done by Depeche Mode and covered by such people as Gravity Kills, Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Cash.

2) Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares

1) Personal Jesus is one of Depeche Mode's best known song

2) Pick up the receive, I'll make you a believer

by Gamblor October 23, 2004

good personality

something you need get a gf/bf. no matter how good you look, if you got a terrible personality, no one will want you

guy one: do you think shes hot?
guy tow: yeah, but she has the personality of a brick wall
guy one: so? she's hot
guy two: so is my coffee but i aint datin it
guy one: good point.
guy two: yup. only conceited sluts say good personality is for ugly people.

by SexyLexie March 17, 2007

Persian jew

A Persian Jew is actually an Iranian Jew*. They can be found in tiny apartments in Westwood and Beverly Hills. They scrap nickels and dimes just to drive their German cars but never donate to any charities except for Jewish foundations. They are the most narrow minded out of their Hebrew counterparts because they derive from a Muslim nation with outdated Islamic traditions incorporated into their daily lives. Iranian Jews have thicks skulls and no respect towards people of other backgrounds. Their men look like women and their women resemble to men. Short, thick, dark, and ugly. Iranian guys are huge wussies and can't fight- the only thing they can do is talk shit behind your back. 99.9% of them are primitive and well-versed in the ability to bs. Beware.

That Persian Jew just cut me off in his Mom's C-class.

by speakingfromexperience January 6, 2015