Putting on the Ritz

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.

Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.

by Hissmedaddy March 8, 2016

butt putty

compound used to fill excessive ass crack.

Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world to fill the ass crack on the plummer that fixed our drain.

by gmoneycobra December 25, 2007

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

Patin my Putty

To masterbait very emotionaly.

Don't come in the bathroom cause I will be patin my putty

by Rick-chizzle January 28, 2009

putt putt

A person that demonstrates a lack of quality work the relative word naming a slacker or a person that has work poor performance................

here we go, Putt Putt sam is working today.

by come on July 3, 2008

putt putt in the butt

when two men are having anal sex on a mini golf cpurse as one bends over and putts, the other inserts his cock into the first persons ass hole.

Ouch! You gave me a "hole in one"
I have to say I am a very good putt putt in the butt!

by Chode muncher 69 September 25, 2011

phutt

The act of pissing on a girls butthole then you put your head aproximately 6 inches from her anus. Then she feels the urge to fart, your piss is realsed back onto your face making a wonderful golden shower of love.

Damn last night i pissed dat niggas buthole and den dat bitch farted that shit back on my face.

by zachary phillip lucy montgomery al 334 270 0348 April 5, 2005