Past-life amnesia

(ie. post-death amnesia)

A medical condition where people forget most or all of their memories and information from their previous life, (aka. past-life (P. L. ).

(Notes: Past-life amnesia is caused by becoming dead, after people die in their past-life. They carry this amnesia with them into their next one).

'Like all reincarnated people, the woman had a bad case of past-life amnesia: She only had vague P.L. memories of the few traumatic moments leading up to her death.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 7, 2022

paste-book

A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.

Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.

by Brubban November 25, 2016

That ass is past due

Has large buttocks and or bottom

Darren saw Indi the other day and exclaimed, “ That ass is past due” in hopes to get her attention.

by OG_Savage23 July 28, 2023

NORMAL PAST

THE BEST FUCKING RAP GROUP EVER
CONSISTS OF KAILER the BUILDER, PLAYBOI CHRIST, NINZ, MRKIE, JACOBOUS BROWN, JUSTIN TRIGLE, AND KALEX COOCHIE

"yo, whats the best rape group ever"
"ITS FUCKING NORMAL PAST COW GANG!"

by KAILER, the BUILDER June 26, 2023

the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 23, 2022

Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 2, 2021