by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025
Get the Peni Parkermug. SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
Get the Sarah Cessica Parkermug. i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.
But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.
But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
by orcalover123 February 27, 2022
Get the parkermug. by soreno September 22, 2021
Get the Mr. Parkermug. A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.
Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
by urbanspite January 31, 2018
Get the Parkermug. The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Polesmug. by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
Get the Parker Johnpieremug.