Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.

Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...

by UrbanDictionaryProblems April 20, 2018

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr

by Lexv June 1, 2024

Rhea problem

1. Anything negative involving current female WWE superstar Rhea Ripley. The O.C. (AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson) have used this phrase on Raw several times as part of their rivalry with The Judgment Day (Finn Bálor, Damian Priest, Dominik Mysterio, and, of course, Rhea Ripley).

2. When your ass is about to burst and you cannot piss first.

1.

AJ Styles (to Gallows and Anderson): Guys, I think we got a Rhea problem on our hands.
Karl Anderson: Wait, what? Are you saying you got the tummy bug?
AJ Styles: I was talking about Rhea Ripley, dumbass.

by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2022

Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)

Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.

by Crystopal September 7, 2022

problem

Mish. In other words, Mis.

Mish: "Every one is the problem"
No Mish. YOURE THE PROBLEM.

by kshsjowjdjwbwoxjshksoxj May 20, 2023

google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.

If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.

by vladdycat June 7, 2011

problemics

argument on problems so as to sort them out. From 'problem' and 'polemics'.

The parties are now in problemics to work out a plan for reducing grinding poverty in the country.

by uttam maharjan December 30, 2010