Maintenance Piss

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006

piss break

When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.

Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?

Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.

by DatDude34 September 15, 2013

Pissing me on

Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.

"Dang it, Kenneth! 'Stop pissing me on!'"

by KjSpittah May 29, 2017

pissed kid

an angry youth. kid who is pissed.

yea. u a pissed kid.

by emotep March 23, 2008

Pissing Skittles

This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.

I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.

Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.

Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.

by gitzmoney January 10, 2011

Sex Piss

An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.

John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.

by Adam A September 15, 2003

pissing down

raining so much it seems like all of the worlds water is coming down on top of you

"im not going out its pissing down"

by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003