painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.

That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.

by teknologik May 28, 2009

Coon Moon

A Coon Moon is a black mans ass check in the night. A man will coon moon during a drive by to scare the non gay gang.

RANDOM NIGGA: FUCK he is coon mooning.
OTHER RANDOM NIGGA: Don't look unless u on that gay shit.

NIGGA COON MOONING: Ya get the Fuc out before you become a gay ass nigga.

by NAT the nantucket black May 09, 2019

Moon Hunting

The act of going outside in broad daylight and searching for the moon by staring directly at the sun

Only done before an eclipse, and occasionally by drunken college students

Dude me and Taylor had to go to the hospital after moon hunting for way too long

by bitch lasagna August 22, 2017

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

kill the moon

To create an episode of a television show or film in a franchise that is SO BAD that it not only damages the reputation of the series itself, and the reputations of all involved in making it, but it even damages the genre that the show was created in. Think 'jump the shark' or 'nuke the fridge' but x10: this is the ultimate nadir for creative artworks. The term derives from a ludicrous episode of the long-running science-fiction series 'Doctor Who' called 'Kill The Moon' (broadcast October 4, 2014) in which Earth's Moon turned out to be a giant dragon's egg that hatched and was then immediately replaced by another Moon: presenting a completely unbelievable version of science, this episode is considered by many to be the worst science fiction programme ever screened in the history of television. Past tense: killed the moon.

Joe: Hey, what did you think of the new Star Wars film 'The Last Jedi'?
Mike: O-M-G, that film was so bad - it sure did kill the moon!

by The Gazebo of Rassilon January 21, 2018

Belgian Moon

When a man nuts down another mans ass crack,holding his dick like a caulking gun and precisely lining the mans crack with nut. He then let's it dry to seal the mans cheeks together. Like grout hardending.

My ass cheeks have been stuck together for days. Ricks Belgian Moon was unreal.

by HeyBudHowAreYa August 10, 2017

Pancake Moon

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.

The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.

by squinthouse August 25, 2010