honking my horn

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!
by casmay the tewnty sixth July 14, 2008
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Once Around The Horn

When a male or female feels the urge to take sexual experiences to the next level by licking ones asshole, 1 time around the circumference of the acutal brown star, brown star is another defination that I will get to at a later date but should be self explanitory!!
donny gave shelly a rim job yesterday but only went once around the horn due to the fact her asshole tasted like a copper penny with dirt on it.
by RyanPatrick October 15, 2007
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Mexican French Horn

Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers.
It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican French Horns.
by dannyb November 10, 2007
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Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.
I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.
by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011
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rusty French horn

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.
After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.
by Michael P. May 04, 2005
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Take the bull by the horns

1. To do something difficult in a determined and confident way.

2. To forcefully attack a difficult situation.
1. Why don't you take the bull by the horns and tell him to leave?

2. I took the bull by the horns and confronted him about his drinking.
by Rebanex April 20, 2008
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Hook em Horns

A catchphrase and hand sign associated with the University of Texas, primarily with sporting events. The index and pinky finger are extended, pointing upward. The thumb is folded in front of the other two fingers. Sometimes the whole hand is moved in a forward and back movement.

Often, at sporting events, the team opposing the University of Texas will use the hand signal upside down to boo.
When Bevo, the mascot of the University of Texas, is paraded by, adoring fans gave him the Hook em Horns.
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