Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018

Hog snobber

A classy insult

“Stop being such a hog snobber

by Classybitchface September 11, 2022

Karma hog

someone who Post a Post on Reddit that keeps getting Reddit karma. expecially if the post makes no sense.

u/Drumdevil86 is such a karma hog.

by JEAFCommander April 01, 2019

Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.

Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.

by chickenboy January 10, 2018

Huge hog

Nate fuckin Lewis

I heard that guy at the bar has a huge hog

by Feel_the_Vern August 31, 2022

Piss Hog

When a homosexual steals all the piss for himself at a gay orgy.

"I was such a piss hog at the orgy, I think I drank over 32 gallons"

by Konali July 27, 2023

Hooper Hog

A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.

Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?

Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?

Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.

by mikethehooper17 May 23, 2022