Rube Job

When a hillbilly gets head.

Hillbilly: Hey Baby You gawna give me a head tonight.
Hot girl: 1 Rube Job coming up.

by helifart223234 November 20, 2009

pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.

Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.

by Generic Kate January 17, 2015

The Quay Job

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.

Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.

by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014

bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

Boy Job

Doing something simple in the most complicated way possible for the purposes of impressing someone.

Dan is the master of boy jobs

by BaldEagleSB52 August 24, 2019

Body Job

It is a term in erotic (usually animated) that has someone of smaller stature pleasure a penis big as or bigger than his/her by holding onto them and rub against it.

The submissive partner would rub his/her body against the penis' large stature with the partner's naked/clothed body. Licking the head of the gargantuan penis is also allowed in a 'bodyjob'.

A Bodyjob can happen by either a normal-sized person's penis being pleasured by a very small partner or a gargantuan partner being pleasured by a normal-sized person.

"That fairy may have been tiny, but damn, she started rubbing against my cock and licking my head till I came...it was like a...a...a "body job".

by Gentleman ChapNuts April 17, 2013

Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010