Uppa fucking granny

A massive box with ket heads and rats
Let’s go uppa fucking granny
by Jammysandwich420 March 10, 2021
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Granny

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits
I have a swoll granny
by Ms.keith October 17, 2017
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Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.
Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.
by Pocketjem January 13, 2020
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granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018
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Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.
Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny
by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020
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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023
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granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.
by C. E. Short April 20, 2016
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