Soft James

An absolute bellend.

That bloke is a Soft James.

by Softboi8 November 26, 2016

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 19, 2020

Soft Cheeks

the cheeks are soft

louis has soft cheeks

by adijack2007 January 29, 2022

soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it

The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog

by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019

soft nutted

soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.

lost1-yo dude did you jus see her ass.?

enzo2-dude i think i jus soft nutted on myself

lost1- dang..

by enzotwocov September 28, 2009

soft crush

Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.

"Is Lucy dating Salem?"
"No, it's just a soft crush"

by TheRealDaquan December 22, 2016

Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.

That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!

by Aznajansken August 05, 2018