nuclear submarine

When defecating, the biggest, most awesomely large dump that you haven't had in a good long time. Usually arises from not crapping for more than 48 hours or when coming off of constipation. Called so because the waste is so big, it's like a nuclear submarine trying to leave the bowels, which is a very large submarine. An atomic dump.

Today I went over Memere's house and launched a nuclear submarine.

Try as he might, the nuclear submarine deep in Gorby's colon wouldn't come free, until he had some Taco Bell and it was launched in the public restroom.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood July 20, 2007

Nutbelly

The bloated feeling you get in your stomach after eating too many peanuts, cashews, etc.

Better not eat too many peanuts, you don't want to get Nutbelly!

by Martin33 December 28, 2009

nuclear energy

that feeling you get after smoking high grade Marijuana where there pressure around around your spirit

I just smoked that preroll and got blasted with nuclear energy

by suedeenumb May 2, 2021

nutella

Possibly the grossest thing to ever materialize upon the face of the earth. Nutella emerged in 1963, thereon cursing the world with it's disgusting taste, smell and texture.

Nutella looks like shit.

by beccabooboo April 20, 2009

Nutella

Nutella now has a rival sold in Costco called Hazelnut Spread with cocoa. It has a good chance of outbeating it with its simple packaging. Nutella might be a little too sweet now for people.

I wonder if Coscto's new version of Nutella will beat it.

by Happy Christian June 17, 2018

nutella

Slang for wanting to have fun ;)

e.g

TOM: "do you wanna to come back to mine for some nutella"
JADE: "yeah!!!!"

by Joegggg May 13, 2009

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004