Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018

Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020

Nonce Money

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money

"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"

by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022

nonce

In the 1950’s to 1980’s, nonce was typically used to describe a gay man.

‘he’s a closeted nonce’

by imsogaynibba999 July 22, 2020

Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.

“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce”

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”

by Cooper03 August 30, 2019

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

nonce

A piece of information used one time and never again. Used in cryptography to protect against messages being repeated.

"If the program detects that something with this nonce has already come through, it rejects the message."

by sidhe3141 May 31, 2022