turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.

"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."

by derp25 January 16, 2025

Turbo Mode

A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.

Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.

Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!

Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch

10 seconds later

Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.

Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!

by Cazaam October 22, 2014

Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.

The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.

by BimmerService June 6, 2018

Turbo Cunt

A massive cunt who looks at Spond but decides not to respond at all to their availability.

“Sion Morris has seen Spond and not responded again, what a turbo cunt.”

by Mad Dog 9 August 27, 2025

Turbo Lover

You won't hear me
But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen (listen, listen)
Then within your senses
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats when you run for cover (cover, cover)
You can't retreat, I spy like no other

Then we race together
We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear, I pull you tighter to me

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast, it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode (explode)

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

by Death Menace May 15, 2023

Turbo dusting

Crop dusting (i.e. farting) the entire way down a people mover at the airport.

"I was totally just turbo dusting the Gate B4 flight to Fort Myers."

by ajuliano October 12, 2016

DJ loves turbo

bro should seriously watch sssniperwolf

DJ loves turbo is 20 years old rn

by Radiohead lover 69 February 23, 2024