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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.
I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.
by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023
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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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hit load

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."
by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017
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Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.
I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.
by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023
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a dick load

I just robbed a servo n and piss bolted with a dick load of cash
by dick load September 21, 2016
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Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.
I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.
by Theronai February 27, 2011
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