Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

Mullet

A Mullet is a certain type of hair cut that is strongly fashionable among both males and females all around the world. A Mullet is when you have a very shortly trimmed cut on top of your head (no fringe, usually below 3cm long) and a significantly long patch of hair on the back (usually down to the collar bone, but lots of people have shorter) side of your head. usually the sides will also be cut below 1.5cm long to enhance the look but this is not necessary to achieve a Mullet.

Mate, that's a great Mullet!

by Mark Fisher - Urban Dictionary September 16, 2020

fire mullet

A "Fire Spinner's Mullet."
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.

I had a Fire Mullet, and then shaved my head.

by BigFireOwl December 17, 2013

Mullet Meader

Mullet Meader, the nickname for Curtis Meader, Pope and bassist for primitive soul, he's a good lookin man, and loves merry Down, uppa mead

Bloody hell butt, mullet Meader is down there clarttt

by TheMulletMeader April 23, 2022

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003

Mouth Mullet

A 'Mouth Mullet' is a much better term than 'Goatee'- Sounds like a Pomi taking the piss, while telling your girl to teabag his balls after deepthroating his peanut.

Ah, I like your Mouth Mullet... flickit...

by NETnDOOS March 24, 2022

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014