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yard mullet

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.
"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"
by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014
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Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.
Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.
by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018
mugGet the Nigerian Mulletmug.

mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.
"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014
mugGet the mullet skirtmug.

Shag mullet

1; A layered hairstyle

2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet
1; Man, I really want a shag mullet

2; Man I really want to shag a mullet
by Scrumpledevious8 March 23, 2022
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Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.
Man he’s got such a mullet hat.
by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019
mugGet the Mullet hatmug.

The White Mullet

While pentrating a woman from behind during intercourse, one leap frogs forward and ejaculates on the woman's neck.
My wife complained about being sick of the same old hair styles, so I waited until we were in bed to give her the white mullet.
by BIF [Business In Front] January 9, 2011
mugGet the The White Mulletmug.

Main Mullet Man

The Main singer of Journey with a giant Mullet Mainly in the music video seperate ways where the Main Mullet Main looks especially faggy
"You know that faggot from journey, Main Mullet Man"
by FatFaggotTreats January 3, 2021
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