mickey mouse job

A job you work at that is not even worth the pay you are working for.

i was helping out a dry cleners with there dry clean delivery monday thru friday 3-5pm for 25 dollars a day dropping off and picking up at two different locations about a 40 mile round trip and occasionally having to make 1 or 2 more extra stops to pick up supplies, used there van and gas. So 3-5 became 2-6 most days and the pay remain the same. this began 2 mess with everyday life not being able to plan anything during the day because i would have to finish up before 2pm and not being able to make any plans in the evening because i never knew when i was going finish.if i needed to do something and was unable to do the delivery i was treated like i was the full time employee and was going to lose my job. The owner said."do you think this is some kind of ' "mickey mouse job"? I could not stop laughing

by holmes7497 May 10, 2014

MouseCold

When a nice girl is playing Wheel of Fortune and thinks the word is MousePad but realizes that there is an extra letter so she decides to write cold because she's cold.

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME.

Woah, that girl Mousecolded it up in hurr.

by thatnicegirl January 20, 2005

Mouse Ear

A word to describe the female Vagina

Oh yah BOB that girl has got one nice lil mouse ear on her!!!

by G-unityahhhhh December 22, 2008

Mouse

Adj.- An act of being clever and sneaky.

After observing my friend pickpocketing an unsuspecting victim, I said to him, "Dude, you are so mouse!"

by The Revealer of things August 16, 2011

Mouser

A Mouser is a womans vagina or the hair above her vagina.

"Oi Mary, thats a nice Mouser you have"

by Glen from the fife November 27, 2009

riding the cotton mouse

A woman on her period who uses Tampons.
the string is the tail ergo mouse

It must be that time of the month,Molly's riding the cotton mouse.

by Old dead toad May 9, 2006

Mosey

The most holy prophet Captain Mosey was original prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FSM appeared to Mosey during a stupor (induced by mead and al dente pasta). Captain Mosey is the originator of the 8 Condiments, also known as the 8 'rather you didn'ts' which were given to him by the FSM on the top of Mount Salsa. Mosey was crucified in year 1 of the pastafarian calendar, after abducting Julius Cesar, holding him for a terribly low ransom, raising that ransom, and then being taken captive himself.

Mosey was a trusted advisor to the FSM, and one drunken bastard too.

by RevSmithFSM September 20, 2014