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Euro Mount

I'm doing a euro mount for some guys at work
by WowOkayTriggered November 23, 2016
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surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle
When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.
by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016
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Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
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muzzle mount

During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.
Boy: Jeez Jessica sure knows how to muzzle mount! So hot and cute.
by janiewanie99 September 17, 2017
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joey mount

“Bruh Joey Mount just sold me a Chicago Bulls snapback for $30 today is LIT
by bruhyalleverkissedyourself January 4, 2018
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Austin Mount

Has a large dick.
Austin Mount made that horse look like a bitch.
by Austin Mount August 11, 2018
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shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.
"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"
by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020
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