Mobley

singing about a va-ja-ja

Dude was mobley all class it was so weird

by Tacchetti May 25, 2021

de Mole

A name coined upon the purchase of a pair of Ajax football shorts in 2005 by MD. Based on a combination of a fictional player on PES and an employee for Endemol... Jon de Mole. Contrary to popular belief, the shorts neither improve one's football skills or sexual prowess.

Dave.... looking pasty in the de Moles

What you wearing today? Smashing up the de Moles?

Mega. Bird said she fancied me as I was wearing the de Moles.....

by Tyskie81 February 3, 2009

turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017

Lewis manley mcjones

A fat gypsy cunt with no friends

Mary: hi Lewis manley mcjones

by Get a nazi mug for manleyr October 24, 2020

WeeMad Mobley

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)

He's too beautiful... the real WeeMad Mobley...

by Guyofsex December 7, 2020

Spirit molecule

Another name for dimethyltryptamine

Joe smoked some of that spirit molecule and had a kundalini awakening

by Alex1043 May 26, 2021

Whack-a-Mole

A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.

”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”

”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”

by Dicklickingdaddylover August 10, 2019