mongorunner

to be an extreme bitch ass loser

damn, you are a fucking mongorunner

by chris November 5, 2004

Mongolian Carwash

When a man and a women are in a shower and the man is eating the girls pussy, she then cums all over him, thus the carwash.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend pulled a fast one on me a gave me Mongolian Carwash.

by Tha Cre-a-tor May 4, 2010

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

Mongoloid

Its a word used to describe someone that looks and act like a retard.

Hey look at lil daniel, he looks just like a fucking mongoloid. He gets no pussy my nigga.

by Matador454 November 30, 2014

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

Mongoloid

An ugly mixed race ADHD freak who's ignorant, stupid, and has no ability to reason and act right.

Mom your half native indian half mexican boyfriend is a mongoloid because he won't pay his share of the bills, drinks too much, agrees with me but won't take my advice and please wake him up and make him clean up all his mess he made making his hot wings.

by sickOitchad April 15, 2006

Mongolian Breakfast

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

by Colbster July 25, 2007