moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

moist nigga

a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga

Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"

by lukefrequency May 15, 2018

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.

For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.

by iammoist April 22, 2023

Moist

1)When one's obviously screwed over.
2)When one's in trouble with authorities.

1) Dude, Mason's high score is getting moistened over here!!!
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.

by Mr. Starman April 2, 2017